so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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