omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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