haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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