Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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