Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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