Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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