just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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