They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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