She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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