You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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