My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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