She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i believe in u and ur pee
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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