And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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