it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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