What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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