so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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