My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
