I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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