Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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