Whod you bang
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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