Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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