He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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