Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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