i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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