Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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