Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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