Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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