who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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