He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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