your room smells of hookers.
And success
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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