school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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