This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
try to milk me bitch
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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