I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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