my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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