Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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