i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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