im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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