i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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