we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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