This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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