I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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