Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
