how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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