remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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