Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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