yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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