so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today