Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.