i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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