We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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