just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU