We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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