stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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