Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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