it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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