the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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