If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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